so i was running my hands through my hair, when one strand of hair felt different. so i pulled it out and looked at it. it was black. it felt odd. different from my usually silky soft hair. it was thick and wirey. my hair is naturally blonde but dyed red. so why was it black? it had been growing along side the rest of my hair, but it wasnt the same. im afraid to say it, but i fear that it was a pube growing out of my head.

am i just one big vagina