August 2012
its back guys
did bill nye die
andrewbreitel:
mormondad:
oh no you didnt
oh yes i did
booksarefornerds:
“my boyfriend does this cute thing where he doesn’t exist” why dont you join him
andrvw:
FAQ more like FAG. Haha. Only fags have faqs. haha. lol.
lordoftheinternet:
there ain’t no party like an interspecies anal fisting party
unclefather:
dago-bah:
unclefather:
if you don’t have a beanbag chair i highly suggest you get one because if you put your butt in it you can never get up
well i have a bean bag couch so ha
well ur a fuckin bitch
teacher: um it looks to me like you copied someone's homework
me: Excuse me idiot but I did not steal your fucking text post. Did I change the source? NO. I have an extension installed and when I reblog directly from my dash, it does that all on its own. So next time, don't be a fucking idiot and let me know directly in my inbox what your fucking problem is. You all take the internet way to fucking serious
neyruto:
my cat wont play football do you think he is gay
minestuck:
every kiss begins with ka(n)y(e)
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omg
hi
im gonna go make dinner, leave me asks plz
i wonder if anyone has blocked me
chekhov:
An oxygen tank filled with my sighs
aquus:
yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
pornthisway:
BOYS DONT HAVE FEELINGS
therealhamster:
i slowly begin to pull down my underwear as your eyes begin to widen. haha i am wearing more underwear underneath i got you good haha. hey wait come back
chicagorgasm:
‘who do you like?’ or dare
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gonna make french toast sticks and mac and cheese for dinner
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit